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relahvant:

so apparently “normal” people sleep in the pm hours and wake up in the am hours???

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July 31st, 2014 // 282,663 notes

i was havin a great time until i remembered that i was ugly

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drunktrophywife:

*moaning* what’s ur credit card number

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July 31st, 2014 // 167,074 notes
When sex becomes a production or performance that is when it loses its value. Be mutual. Be loud. Be clumsy. Make noises, be quiet, and make a mess. Bite, scratch, push, pull, hold, thrust. Remove pressure from the moment. Love the moment. Embrace it. Enjoy your body; enjoy your partners’ body. Produce sweat, be natural, entice your senses, give into pleasure. Bump heads, miss when you kiss, laugh when it happens. Speak words, speak with your body, speak to their soul. Touch their skin, kiss their goose bumps, and play with their hair. Scream, beg, whimper, sigh, let your toes curl, lose yourself. Chase your breath; keep the lights on, watch their eyes when they explode. Forget worrying about extra skin, sizes of parts and things that are meaningless. Save the expectations, take each second as it comes. Smear your make up, mess up your hair, rid your masculinity, and lose your ego. Detonate together, collapse together, and melt into each other. (via budddha)

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trust:

i want a relationship but i want them to be like a friend to me, i dont want the relationship to be all about kissing, making out and sex i just wanna hang out with them, and go places, and just have fun wherever we go

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July 31st, 2014 // 199,068 notes

esexist:

*wears the same outfit as yesterday* vintage

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worldpeaces:

american horror story: my life

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pimpdaddytavros:

i want to be rebellious but i dont want to get in trouble  

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buffbon:

This is ten percent luck, twenty percent skill, fifteen percent concentrated power of will, five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain, and a hundred percent reason to remember the name

asian:

i get jealous so easily and i hate it

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July 31st, 2014 // 59,790 notes

frienclzonecl:

one time my sister was working at home depot and got called down to help handle an outrageously angry man returning a lawnmower and it was our dad

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hex-girlfriend:

i’m still pissed off about growing up

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